Last updated: September 27, 2026
These terms apply when you use somethingdumb.com or buy anything from it. “Something Dumb,” “we,” “us” and “our” mean the operator of this store. “You” means the person using the site or placing an order. By placing an order you agree to these terms.
1. The products
Our products are printed on demand by third-party production partners after you order. We try to show designs and colors accurately, but product photos are often digital mockups, and screens vary. Small differences in color, print placement and sizing are normal for printed goods and are not defects.
2. Satire and parody
Our designs are jokes. They are satire and parody, and they are not statements of fact or endorsements. Any resemblance to real ideas, products or people is part of the joke or a coincidence.
3. Prices and availability
Prices are in US dollars and do not include shipping or any applicable taxes, which are shown at checkout before you pay. We can change prices, products and availability at any time. If an item is listed at the wrong price because of an error, we may cancel the order and refund you in full.
4. Orders
Your order is an offer to buy. We accept it when we send a shipping confirmation. We can refuse or cancel an order for any reason, including suspected fraud, an error in pricing or product information, or a problem with production. If we cancel after you have paid, we refund you in full.
5. Payment
We accept the following payment methods:
- Visa
- Mastercard
- American Express
- Debit cards
Payments are processed securely by our third-party payment processor. We never see or store your full card number. By paying, you confirm that you are authorized to use the payment method. Your card is charged when you place your order.
6. Shipping
Shipping options, costs and estimated times are shown at checkout. Delivery dates are estimates, not guarantees. Ownership and risk of loss pass to you when the order is handed to the carrier. You are responsible for entering a correct shipping address.
7. Returns and refunds
All sales are final. We do not accept returns or exchanges. In rare situations we may make an exception, and each request is evaluated case by case at our discretion. See our shipping and returns policy for how to ask. Nothing in these terms limits any rights you have under applicable consumer law that cannot be waived.
8. Idea submissions
If you send us an idea, joke or design, you give us permission to use, change and sell products based on it without paying you or crediting you, unless we agree otherwise in writing. Don’t send anything you don’t own or don’t want us to use.
9. Intellectual property
The designs, text, logos and other content on this site belong to Something Dumb or its licensors. Buying a product lets you own and use that item. It does not give you the right to reproduce or sell the design.
10. Using the site
Don’t use the site for anything illegal, try to break or overload it, scrape it, or place orders with payment methods you aren’t authorized to use.
11. Disclaimers
The site and products are provided “as is” to the fullest extent allowed by law. We don’t promise that the site will always be available or error-free.
12. Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent allowed by law, our total liability for any claim relating to an order is limited to the amount you paid for that order. We are not liable for indirect, incidental or consequential damages.
13. Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of the State of California. Any dispute will be handled in the state or federal courts located in San Diego County, California, unless applicable law requires otherwise.
14. Changes
We may update these terms. The version posted when you place an order applies to that order.
15. Contact
Something Dumb
1223 Cleveland Ave
San Diego, CA 92103
[email protected]