Merch for ideas that should have stayed ideas.
T-shirts, hoodies, mugs and other objects carrying thoughts nobody asked for. Everything is printed when you order it, so no bad idea ever sits in a warehouse.
Idea submission form
Idea No. 000001- The idea
- A hoodie with the pocket on the back
- Who is it for
- People who don’t need their hands
- Submitted
- Tuesday, 2:14 a.m.
- Reviewer notes
- Why.
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- ApparelShirts and hoodies that start conversations you will regret having.Pending approval
- DrinkwareMugs and tumblers for beverages and the decisions made while holding them.Pending approval
- Home & wallPosters, pillows and blankets for rooms that were doing fine without them.Pending approval
- Stickers & small stuffLow-commitment dumb. Stick it anywhere you are legally allowed to.Pending approval
Newest bad ideas
See the whole shopThe shelves are empty.
The first batch of bad ideas is still going through approval. Nobody has ever failed approval, so it won’t be long.
How a dumb idea ends up at your door
Someone has a dumb idea
Usually late at night. Usually one of us.
Nobody stops them
We do have a review process. It has never rejected anything.
You order it
Your item is printed just for you by our production partners. Nothing gets made until someone wants it.
It shows up
Orders usually leave production within a few business days. Tracking comes by email as soon as yours ships.