Questions, answered reluctantly.
The practical stuff about ordering, shipping, sizing and returns.
Are these real products?
Yes. The ideas are dumb. The shirts, mugs and prints are real, and they are made by professional print-on-demand production partners.
How long will my order take?
Every item is made after you order it. Production usually takes 2 to 7 business days, then delivery time depends on where you are and the shipping method you choose at checkout.
You’ll get a tracking link by email as soon as your order ships.
Where do you ship, and how much does it cost?
Shipping options and prices for your address are shown at checkout before you pay.
Can I return or exchange something?
No. Every item is printed just for you, so all sales are final and we don’t accept returns or exchanges, including for the wrong size. Check the size chart on the product page before you order.
In rare situations we may make an exception. Each request is reviewed case by case. See the shipping and returns policy.
My order arrived damaged or misprinted.
Email [email protected] within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo of the problem. We’ll review it and let you know what we can do.
What payment methods do you accept?
We accept Visa, Mastercard, American Express and debit cards. Payments are handled by our payment processor, and we never see or store your full card number.
How do I pick a size?
Every apparel product page has a size chart. Fit varies between products, so go by the chart for that item rather than the size you usually wear.
How do I wash it?
Turn printed apparel inside out, wash cold, and tumble dry low or hang to dry. Don’t iron directly on the print. Care details for each item are on its product page.
Is this satire?
Yes. The ideas are bad on purpose. If you think one of them is actually good, we’re a little worried about you.